HCM Movie Nights! (Next: 29/12/2018)

Love movies, or just watching videos with your friends (or other people that like the same weird stuff you do) then discuss about it here!
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Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:40 pm

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Stupidity so inexplicable, it enrages chat to its core. It's Jurassic Shark! It's been on the list for a while, but has finally been screened for Movie Night. Let's go!
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Obnoxious ad and a super boring screen about...megalodons? Okay?

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The undressing sequence took at least 10 seconds to get through. Oh dear...

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Once more, audio problems abound. A lot of hideous echoing on the staircase? Baah, no problem...(!)

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And title drop! Apparently, the girl wasn't too bothered about getting eaten by a shark. hugh

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Credits at the beginning! Perhaps they didn't think we'd get this far...?

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LOOK AT THAT SFX GOD DAMN

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The characters in this film express a lot of emotion. Also, a good point about the lack of naked men appears.

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Even HCM can figure out that the characters aren't very clever...

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Aaaand chat loses it.

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LOOK AT THAT PROP GOD DAMN

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Is told to take off lab coat because there's blood on it, still has blood on elbow...

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Another drawn-out undressing scene...

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One guy blows himself up with dynamite, somehow. Even HCM can figure out that the characters aren't very clever, Part 2.

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I... What?

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How?!

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There is no way the girl should survive this, ducking or not.

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she dead.

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lol nvm no she isn't

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Errr, great night...?
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Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:37 pm

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Someone's been shot! Hurry, take pictures! (+ nice realistic blood there)

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What a good looking set...

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This takes place in the same universe as Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Oh, no...

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That's quite the violent reaction to being shot(!)

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Tiny model helicopters causing giant, unneeded explosions. Sidaris films!

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And it wouldn't be a Sidaris film without some sexual overtones, too...

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Some pussy...

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And- well, you get the idea.

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Though, we weren't expecting this much.

Had a long day on Friday so fell asleep after this. Whoops. Good night, regardless!
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Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:20 pm

Nobody asked for it again, but here it is: A Movie Night Recap! Sorta! A mixture.

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AARGH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SD.KMEAJRGH

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still awful

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HCM hates laser beams.

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That's really unnecessary piano decor.

Bonuses:

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This was made before he became president, mind...

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You might be able to tell that we hate the slots noise.

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A lot.

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It's so bad...
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Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:01 pm

It's another Movie Night Recap!

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"All the fish get pregnant" - Farmerbill, fish expert

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Saved By TheBellTuna

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That's kinda racist.

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Shake it off, shake it off.

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:(

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STOP MAKING THE DOG SMOKE

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LEAVE IT BE

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good

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Sorry, Iain!

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Not sorry, Zakko!
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Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:43 pm

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Oh god, what is this?! It's a Quadruple Movie Night! (although I don't have any screenshots for Street Fighter, for some reason. Sorry.)
Due to the massive amount of images I took, and taking into account how bad these look on the forums, this one will be stuck on imgur.

http://imgur.com/a/RYVUy
Warning: NSFW.
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Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:33 pm

Enorme.

"I will not wait 20 years to make another movie"

Et bien sur spider cochon

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