Stupidity so inexplicable, it enrages chat to its core. It's Jurassic Shark! It's been on the list for a while, but has finally been screened for Movie Night. Let's go!
Obnoxious ad and a super boring screen about...megalodons? Okay?
The undressing sequence took at least 10 seconds to get through. Oh dear...
Once more, audio problems abound. A lot of hideous echoing on the staircase? Baah, no problem...(!)
And title drop! Apparently, the girl wasn't too bothered about getting eaten by a shark. hugh
Credits at the beginning! Perhaps they didn't think we'd get this far...?
LOOK AT THAT SFX GOD DAMN
The characters in this film express a lot of emotion. Also, a good point about the lack of naked men appears.
Even HCM can figure out that the characters aren't very clever...
Aaaand chat loses it.
LOOK AT THAT PROP GOD DAMN
Is told to take off lab coat because there's blood on it, still has blood on elbow...
Another drawn-out undressing scene...
One guy blows himself up with dynamite, somehow. Even HCM can figure out that the characters aren't very clever, Part 2.
There is no way the girl should survive this, ducking or not.
lol nvm no she isn't
Errr, great night...?